My Dad is in his 80′s, and loves to forward jokes and interesting stories to me. Me and several hundred other people in his email list.
From time to time, I’ll share them with you. I hope you enjoy them.
And thanks Dad!
Two guys one old one young are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, ‘sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.
The young guy says, ‘That’s OK, it’s a coincidence. I’m looking for my wife, too…’ I can’t find her and I’m getting a little desperate’. The old guy says, ‘Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?’
‘ The young guy says, ‘Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, is buxom wearing no bra, long legs, and is wearing short shorts.
What does your wife look like?’
To which the first old guy says, ‘Doesn’t matter, — let’s look for yours.’
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