My Dad is in his 80′s, and loves to forward jokes and interesting stories to me. Me and several hundred other people in his email list.
From time to time, I’ll share them with you. I hope you enjoy them. If you do, leave a comment, that would make my Dad’s day (yes, he reads JustFindIt4U).
Want to see more of what my Dad sent me? Read Just Something My Dad Sent Me.
And, thanks Dad!
Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted ……
The waiting room was filled with patients.
As I approached the receptionist’s desk, I noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. I gave her my name.
In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, “YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?”
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man. But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,
‘NO, I’VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON’T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.”
The room erupted in applause!
DON’T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS