My Dad is in his 80′s, and loves to forward jokes and interesting stories to me. Me and several hundred other people in his email list.

From time to time, I’ll share them with you. I hope you enjoy them.

And, thanks Dad!

T.G.I…T.

A business man got on an elevator.

When he entered, there was a woman already inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F”

He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T”

She looked puzzled and repeated, “T-G-I-F,” more slowly.

He again answered, “S-H-I-T.”

The woman was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, “T-G-I-F.”

The man smiled back to her and once again, “S-H-I-T.”

The exasperated woman finally decided to explain. ‘T-G-I-F’ means ‘Thank God, It’s Friday.’ Get it, duuhhh?”

The man answered, “S-H-I-T’ means ‘Sorry, Honey, It’s Thursday’– get it, duuhhh?